Title: Big Bad Professor
Author: Tia Siren
Published: December 6, 2016 by Tia Siren
Purchased: I voluntarily read and reviewed a complimentary copy of this book, $0.99 on Kindle.
Blurb: Who better to teach me all about sex than a big bad professor…
Professor Hollander gave me an F! What the hell. I work my ass off to get good grades! Even if he is as sexy as hell, I’d never suck up to him or even suck him off for an A.
But then it turns out he gave everyone an F and we all started venting on FaceSpace. Then someone posted this: Hollander couldn’t even teach a virgin how to come! Right, Audrey Ross? lol!!!
Now everyone knows I’m a virgin, even Chase Hollander.
He just private messaged me and offered to help me with my little virginity problem.
He’s going to make me come, he says, and this time he’ll make sure I get an A…
Yeah. My class is hard. I know the students hate me for it. The little bastards want to complain? I’ll show them what hard really is. F*ck it. I don’t care about the consequences. Hell, at this point I don’t have much left to lose.
So I gave the whole class an F.
Then they start bitching about me on FaceSpace. But it got interesting. Audrey Ross, the only girl in the class who gives a shit about her grades, is outed as a virgin.
She complains that I gave her an F? I’ll give the virgin the biggest O she’s ever had.
Review: Alright well…This was not good. I mean…the blurb itself makes me mad. I’m getting mad all over again reading it for this post. You’re going to give everyone an F? Really? So you’re just going to punish the hard workers too. That doesn’t make you a good professor. Then he’s going to complain that his students are complaining? What did you think would happen? That they would instantly turn into hard workers? Oh my goat, I need to move on.
This is another one for the DNF pile. I swear, it’s like different authors wrote the books I’ve read.
First off, the cover actually makes me feel awkward. Either nix the glasses or put him in a white button down with the sleeves rolled up.
Then there’s the blurb. Honestly, I found it a bit creepy. I mean, she’s outed as a virgin and then he decides to pop her cherry because he’s complaining that a girl who cares about her grades is complaining about the F she didn’t deserve?
Then there was the fact that she starts complaining about hardly doing the work because she has ADD….I have ADD, and I know that that’s not an excuse for hardly doing the work, you have to work harder to focus so that you can do the work.
The last straw was when it just seemed like the author was trying to be as vulgar as possible on every page.
I don’t care about why you’re still a virgin, I don’t care, I don’t need pages of an explanation just get on with the story. I just couldn’t go on, I was only 22% in, 40 minutes to go, feeling like I was forcing myself to continue.
Thank you for reading my review.